What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

What are some photos of female sexual organs?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moderate liberals, if any use leftist Quora, how do you feel about being associated with those who enjoy burning American flags, supporting Hamas, having men competing against women in sports, open borders, green new deal and general wokery?

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Is the water safe to drink in England like here in America or is it necessary to bring tablets to prevent any cholera when in London?

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?